
Mon, Jan 9, 2006 3:36 PM
I do not do well with blood.. And it's been a Blood Bath here at the Weldon Home.. It is a well known fact that I faint at the sight of it. (Nicole, Christmas Day. Think she was about 6 years old, split her chin WIDE open.. 7 Stitches, Night Night Michelle..) Let's just run down the list of Recent Wounds and Punctures: Nicole: She has lost 2 Molars in the last week. Do you know how gross it is to lose a back tooth that has been hanging by a string for a few days? Not to mention the news bulletin every few minutes on what kind of food got caught in it and how it can do a 180 in the socket.. Wanna see? No Thank you, I do not.. Emily: I am not sure how many of you are aware that we own a Cat (I'm not a big fan). Up until now the Cat's only saving grace was that she had never hurt any of my children.. ENTER Emily.. One night a few weeks ago. There was an "INCIDENT": followed by a flurry of Screaming & Scratching.. Emily's head was covered in scratches and bleeding profusely.. (I wasn't home.. Dan, however did feel the need to tell me in great detail how the blood was matting down her hair.. I almost fainted anyway) After the "INCIDENT" Emily was asked a series of questions as to why the Kitty hurt her, it was determined that for reasons known only to Emily, She had bit the cat.. Yep, you heard me, she laid her head down on the cat's belly like she always does, then bit her.. Gotta give the Cat some credit. At least she didn't bite her back.. Aiden.. He is a CRAZY ANIMAL.. He thinks he can run, never mind walk.. He has had more bloody accidents in his 8 little months then both Cole and Emily put together.. He pulls himself up on things that can not support his "considerable" weight.. Then BAM! Down goes the baby, sometimes cradle and all... He fell at Granny's in the toy room, we think the toy he had pulled himself up on let go & he smashed his chin on the block he had in his hand. Both the gums and the gash on his chin bled for quite awhile.. ( *Good Granny Tip* Wrap a freeze pop in cheese cloth and let him go at it to take down the swelling..) Aiden recently got another class in the school of "Hard Knocks", when he noticed that Emily had the rocking chair going about 80 Miles an hour. Yep, you guessed.. He was a man with a mission, he knew he could stop that chair. So he did. With his face. There was Blood Everywhere.. He caught the seat of the rocking chair full force in the mouth. Tore open and bruised his gums.. Picture little baby Boy in a cute yellow jumpsuit.. with the front covered in blood.. It's enough to make anyone faint.