Send Help.. or Chocolate

For the last week and 1/2  there has been at least one member of my family who was ill.

I was more than a little thrilled that I had managed to excape this strain of the plauge and not infected by my feverish little charges. I was so excited, that I may have mentioned a few hundred times to all who would listen, how GREAT I felt and how LUCKY I was to not be sick.

No fear, "Karma" heard me boasting to the universe about my luck and/or superhuman antibodies because it's biting me in the arse we speak. Not only is my head going to FREAKIN explode from the sinus pressure, but I am about to embark on my 48 hour solo parenting gig as Dan is off to work. 

If you would like to help. Please send food or wine. Or I can send you 2 small children. I need the 3rd one, she is older and therefore able to open the wine bottle.

At this moment there are 14: 14 year olds in my basement, they are cheerleaders and in the 8th grade. I'm sure there will be no drama.. RIGHT.. If everyone makes it alive till morning, I'll be shocked.

I'm going to try and sleep. At least till the first wave of crying starts. Maybe they will be busy texting each other and won't gang up on anyone till later.