Wed, Dec 6, 2006 8:30 PM
Emily is a fruit loop.. Not sure which fruit, but it's definitely part of the loop family. Reasons I might feel this way: She yells from her carseat that I am driving either too fast or it's too BUMPSY (?). Then if I don't promise to do something about it, she starts whispering to Aiden about my behavior till HE starts yelling at me.. Are you kidding me? In the middle of my explanation on why she shouldn't do something, she closes her eyes and shows me the palm of her hand. What? Are you telling me to TALK TO THE HAND? At this age? She will then begin HER explanation on why she SHOULD be able to do it. Then she tells me: "it's ok mommy" in a very condescending tone. She calls my mom G-Mommy. Supposed to be Granny, but, whatever. Emily's new habit is to totally blame her for EVERYTHING. At least 500 times a day I hear,"My G-Mommy lets me do that" According to Emily, her G-mommy lets her: add salt to her food, do the Ketchup herself from the bottle use a butter knife to do the butter do the laundry, adding soap and bleach use a steak knife to cut Play-Doh Now, either Emily's making a few things up or Granny is like WAY more fun than I am. Last but not least, she has begun to translate for Aiden, who by the way she still calls "B". Aiden grunts, Emily yells that "B wants Juice" Aiden grunts, Emily yells that "B wants Daddy " Aiden grunts, Emily yells that "B wants M&M's" So she understands exactly what every grunt means? And why doesn't he ever say "Emily's driving me crazy?"